i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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