carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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