why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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