I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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