You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
NoShamevember. You game?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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