i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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