I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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