with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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