wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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