I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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