So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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