Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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