No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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