you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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