dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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