i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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