we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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