I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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