yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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