I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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