I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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