im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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