I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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