thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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