Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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