Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
so much tequila, so little girl.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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