and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
