One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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