I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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