You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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