Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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