Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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