covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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