Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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