She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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