It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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