I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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