This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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