It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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