is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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