well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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