Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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