And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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