He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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