going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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