I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
True college students do jello shots in the library
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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