eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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