I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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