Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
If I die, sorry about rent.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize