He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
