That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ugly people sure do ruin things
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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