Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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