You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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