this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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